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About Me Member Nature Photographer Chris27/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Months
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  • Current Residence: a cave
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: no thx, I stay nude (my cave is pretty cozy actually)
  • Interests: spelunking, nude
  • Favourite band or musician: Nick Cave
  • Favourite genre of music: anything dark and brooding, with sporadic screeching noises
  • Favourite style of art: cave painting
  • Favourite game: marco polo - in a cave
  • Personal Quote: “One just principle from the depths of a cave is more powerful than an army”

true story

Sat Oct 10, 2009, 8:31 PM
So, :yoda: and me were :party: last night. Dudes, :yoda: is usually :meditation:, but sometimes he cannot abide any :shithappens:. See, :yoda: was :blahblah: about how many :stormtrooper: he's :spank:, then some dude who was all 8-) and mildly :p noticed :yoda: and was like, ":omg:, are you one of the :tmnt1::tmnt2::tmnt3::tmnt4:?!" Then the whole room was like :noes:, and :yoda: was like :no: because :yoda: normally doesn't like to :ninjastar: people, except when :shithitsthefan:. Well, what happened then was :psychotic:, because before we knew it, out came :greenprobe: and :spork:. Before we knew what happened, the dude was :onfire:. :yoda: lifted the :onfire: dude up with his mind and dunked him in :toilet:, but that wasn't nearly enough to put the :onfire: dude out, so :yoda: started to :pee: on him. :yoda: really let loose too. I remember us all waiting for the :pee: to stop and being like :lolly:. Well after some more :chainsaw: and :censored:, the :police: came and :jackdirt: us. Luckily, :yoda: stashed the :weed: in his :moon:.

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